Parashoot

What this is all about?
You are fortunately/unfortunately on a plane which is about to crash.
There is only 1 parachute with the pilot and 100 passengers on board.
Answer the question asked by eLitWit pilot and the best will fly home with 5 points.
PS: Submissions through comments on the post. Open till Sunday, April 19th, 9am!
Ideal answer type: “I am Barack Obama. Give me parachute and I will give you d.. hope.” or some answer like that…
