Articles in Utter crap-o-meter
UCoM TV Broken News:
-India’s Best Channel for Broken News from India
-We waste our time and your’s
-Its not breaking…its already broken
-Sabse alag
-Dhoond Dhoond ke tod denge
Main Star Cast: Farhan Akhtar, Deepika Padukone
Director: Vijay Lalwani
Recommend: Watching it. But only for the acting.
Crap rating: 4/10
Crap Quality: Decently loose. But still watchable - Farhan shines.
Another mind-numbing spine chilling ulti-frust crib song for all you Monday haters…
Song: somWAR (Monday)
Band: Humra UCoM Band
Song: Peela (Yellow)
Band: Thanda Khel (Cold Play or Coldplay)
Taaron ko dekho
Dekho chamakte hain
Aur tum joh bhi karte ho
Haan who saare the peele
Main Star Cast: Shahrukh Khan, Kajol Devgan
Director: Karan Johar
Recommend: Watching it on cable sometime later.
Crap rating: 5/10
Crap Quality: Mostly loose
Issued in Public Interest…a self explanatory tutorial on How NOT to make Coffee!
Brought to you by: UCoM TV
Main Star Cast: Virender Sehwag, Bangladeshi and Indian Journalists
Director: Virender Sehwag.
Recommendation: Highly recommended watching, if only to see obnoxious hacks squirm uncomfortably. Awesome drama, cracking bits of dialogue, very realistic performances.
Crap rating: 2/10
Poop quality: Full of nuts!
Main Star Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Genelia D’Souza
Director: Ken Gosh
Recommend: No need to watch. Just catch the dances online/on-TV.
Crap rating: 7/10
Crap Quality: Mostly loose.
Main Star Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong
Director: Guy Ritchie
Recommend: Watch. Don’t try to understand.
Crap Rating: 4/10. Nutty but kind of loose and sticky.
Main star cast: Aamir Khan, R. Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Kareena Kapoor, Boman Irani
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Recommend: Definitely watching it in theatre
Crap rating: 1/10. A small little one!
