Coming soon: UCoM TV BROKEN News
March 11, 2010 – 1:23 pm | Comments

UCoM TV Broken News:
-India’s Best Channel for Broken News from India
-We waste our time and your’s
-Its not breaking…its already broken
-Sabse alag
-Dhoond Dhoond ke tod denge

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Coming soon: UCoM TV BROKEN News
March 11, 2010 – 1:23 pm | Comments
Coming soon: UCoM TV BROKEN News

UCoM TV Broken News:
-India’s Best Channel for Broken News from India
-We waste our time and your’s
-Its not breaking…its already broken
-Sabse alag
-Dhoond Dhoond ke tod denge

Forget 3G now call yourself: A KCK review
March 1, 2010 – 2:39 pm | Comments
Forget 3G now call yourself: A KCK review

Main Star Cast: Farhan Akhtar, Deepika Padukone

Director: Vijay Lalwani

Recommend: Watching it. But only for the acting.

Crap rating: 4/10

Crap Quality: Decently loose. But still watchable - Farhan shines.

UCoM TV: somWAR the Monday song
March 1, 2010 – 7:19 am | Comments
UCoM TV: somWAR the Monday song

Another mind-numbing spine chilling ulti-frust crib song for all you Monday haters…

Song: somWAR (Monday)
Band: Humra UCoM Band

UCoM TV: What to sing this Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2010 – 8:55 am | Comments
UCoM TV: What to sing this Valentine’s Day

Song: Peela (Yellow)
Band: Thanda Khel (Cold Play or Coldplay)

Taaron ko dekho
Dekho chamakte hain
Aur tum joh bhi karte ho
Haan who saare the peele

My name is Khan review
February 13, 2010 – 10:43 am | Comments
My name is Khan review

Main Star Cast: Shahrukh Khan, Kajol Devgan
Director: Karan Johar
Recommend: Watching it on cable sometime later.

Crap rating: 5/10
Crap Quality: Mostly loose

UCoM TV: How NOT to make Coffee
January 21, 2010 – 6:13 pm | Comments
UCoM TV: How NOT to make Coffee

Issued in Public Interest…a self explanatory tutorial on How NOT to make Coffee!

Brought to you by: UCoM TV

UCoM double feature: A Sehwag Press Conference
January 17, 2010 – 9:43 pm | Comments
UCoM double feature: A Sehwag Press Conference

Main Star Cast: Virender Sehwag, Bangladeshi and Indian Journalists
Director: Virender Sehwag.
Recommendation: Highly recommended watching, if only to see obnoxious hacks squirm uncomfortably. Awesome drama, cracking bits of dialogue, very realistic performances.
Crap rating: 2/10
Poop quality: Full of nuts!

Chance pe dance movie review: A big yawn
January 17, 2010 – 6:39 pm | Comments
Chance pe dance movie review:  A big yawn

Main Star Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Genelia D’Souza
Director: Ken Gosh

Recommend: No need to watch. Just catch the dances online/on-TV.
Crap rating: 7/10
Crap Quality: Mostly loose.

Sherlock Holmes movie review
January 2, 2010 – 7:16 pm | Comments
Sherlock Holmes movie review

Main Star Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong

Director: Guy Ritchie

Recommend: Watch. Don’t try to understand.

Crap Rating: 4/10. Nutty but kind of loose and sticky.

3 Idiots - All izz very well
December 25, 2009 – 5:05 pm | Comments
3 Idiots - All izz very well

Main star cast: Aamir Khan, R. Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Kareena Kapoor, Boman Irani

Director: Rajkumar Hirani

Recommend: Definitely watching it in theatre

Crap rating: 1/10. A small little one!