Submission open till Monday, May 18th, 5pm

What you have to mad-vertise for: www.single-ready-to-mingle.com (it is a hypothetical dating website for all ages)
TASK (chose one option to submit):

Text-ad for the  website: Short and sweet - e.g. If the product is the red pill Morpheus offered in the move Matrix. Ad could be —> Ze Matrix Red [...]

We are back with the 2nd edition of Mad-ads…
We plan to introduce eLitWit merchandise at some point in the near future (in a few months or whenever we go crazier than we are currently). So we want to come out with some ulti-cool T-shirts…and hence this week’s task, just like last week:
Design a T-shirt!

Theme: Anything [...]

Stay tuned today evening to see who is the winner of the month @ eLitWit and the leaderboard scores for April! Will it be Rithwik K, Ramachandran R, Thomas Jacob or someone else?!! 
Winners and solutions of XQUIZIT 4 will be posted along XQUIZIT 5 questions in the evening. 
Results of during the week (excluding XQUIZIT 4):
Mad-Ads [...]

Mad ads (/advertisements)… the ultimate wit quotient test! Rule of the game is similar to ADiction. Lets get on with this week’s task:
Design a T-shirt
 
You are to design a T-shirt (2 formats in play - choice is yours!). Submit your entries by Sunday, May 3, 9am!

We have a template for you (below) so all you [...]

Last week, IPL got its name listed in the hall of fame of world’s most sucking things. There is nothing left to predict as most of the games are getting washed out - FakeIPL player blog may be a better option. On the other hand we have no clue whom to bet on @ eLitWit. The leaderboard seems to be shifting positions every week between a few select players!! We now have 1 week left to decide the eLitWitter of April! Who the hell is going to win?!

 
Happens everyday… but what can you do?!!
A soothing music system or just a rubber ball stress buster… can you come up with anything which will keep you happy even in the deepest of SHIT - traffic jam at 9am?
All you have to do: Come up with a product to ease the situation above:

Product name
Slogan for the [...]

2nd edition of ADiction is up now! Watch the 1st edition winner Thomas Jacob’s video for past action: 
Thomas Jacob video
This week:
Come up with the wackiest advertizement 
(could be video, audio or just a slogan and a few words!)

Product: Bouncing chair
Description: Yes, it bounces… (useful for metal music lovers!)
ADICTION instructions
For audio/video: Mail your submissions to admin@elitwit.com (File size<=10MB)
For [...]

Sunday
April 12th
7pm

Submission deadlines for XQUIZIT and ADiction are nearing. We now have 4 submissions for XQUIZIT and 1 video submission for ADiction!! Want to know more? Watch this promo video for ADiction (we love video submissions so go ahead and just Do something!)

Come up with punch line, features and the advertisement!

Product name: DO
Product description: Energy drink
GO FOR IT WITH ALL YOUR WIT!!