“The moronic saga: New moon” Refer to the first bullet below -

moron - idiot: a person of subnormal intelligence
moron - a city in Argentina, to the west of Buenos Aires

Recommend: Not to be watched in a theatre. You probably should never watch this at all.

Includes commentary of what happened in the theater.

A story of romance and terrorism.

Crap meter rating: 8.

Music - Average with one/two scores qualifying as hummable in the bathroom. Story - hopeless mix of several past movies on terrorism. Star performances - OK. Vivek Oberoi shines and we need to see more of him.

Recommend: Not worth Kurbaaning 2+ hours and 300+ INR (including popcorn ofcourse) - especially not on precious weekends.

‘2012′ is an epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.

Crap Rating: Special effects - awesome, story - ok, star performances - great. 3 solid, fresh turds overall.

Recommend: Watching it in theater